What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

What is the naughtiest fantasy that you've lived out?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

How can the democrats say Mr. Trump is bad when he is already fixing this country again and he's not even president yet?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

Do you agree with Pete Hegseth's comment that Obama created a moral divide between military and civilian life?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

My boyfriend has a major problem/addiction with watching porn, nude/sex scenes on movies and shows, watching hot young girls on tiktok, Instagram, Twitter, and onlyfans. He hides it and lies about it. Should I be concerned with him cheating? What do?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?